~ Daily Menu ~

Remember Honkers Delivers to the Muscoda Area
on Fridays and Saturdays from 5 pm until 9 pm

Appetizers

  • NACHOS SUPREME
  • 8.75
Nacho chips topped with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Black Olives, House Chili, and Cheese!
  • QUESADILLAS
  • Full Size: 7.75
  • Half Size: 5.00
Seasoned Grilled Chicken with Onions, Green Peppers, and Cheese in a soft Tortilla!
  • MINI TACOS
  • 6.00
The name speaks for itself!  Served with Salsa and Sour Cream.
  • TUSCANY BREAD
  • 7.50
Garlic Bread topped with Pesto, Spinach, Cheese, and Tomatoes!  You'll be glad you tried it.
  • BROCCOLI BITES
  • 6.00
Cheddar-filled and Golden Brown! (6 pc)
  • SAMPLER PLATTER
  • 9.75
ONION RINGS, MOZZARELLA STICKS, CHICKEN STRIPS, MINI TACOS & CHEESE CURDS! Served with Honey Mustard, Ranch and BBQ.
  • CHEESE CURDS
  • 5.75
Dairy State Special!  Deep-fried and served with Ranch.
  • MOZZARELLA STICKS
  • 5.00
Served with Marinara! (5 pc)
  • GARLIC BREAD
  • 3.00
  • Add Cheese 4.00
With Marinara & Cheese 4.50
  • ONION RINGS (Full Order)
  • 4.75
Lightly Battered and Deep-Fried.
  • NACHO CHIPS
  • 3.25
Nacho Chips served with a side of Salsa.  Simple and Delicious!
  • DEEP FRIED GREEN BEANS
  • 5.75
Crispy-Battered, Deep-fried, and Served with Ranch!
  • POTATO FRIES (Full Order)
  • 2.75
Fries, Wedges, or Pojos!

* Add 50¢ for Carry-Outs

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7 DAYS A WEEK – ONE PUNCH PER CARD PER MEAL
$5.00 MINIMUM FOOD PURCHASE - $10.00 MAXIMUM COUPON REDEMPTION.
ASK FOR ONE TODAY!

*Honkers Delivers to the Muscoda Area on Fridays and Saturdays from 5:00pm until 9:00pm!

BEST BURGERS AROUND!

FEATURING FRESH QUALITY BEEF! (SERVED MEDIUM WELL UNLESS OTHERWISE SPECIFIED). OUR BASKETS INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE OF FRIES, WEDGES, ONION RINGS, POJOS, OR A SIDE SALAD.
  • WESTERN BURGER
  • 6.25
  • 8.25
1/2 Pound Burger topped with Grilled Onions, BBQ, Bacon, and Cheddar Cheese!
  • BACON CHEESEBURGER
  • 6.00
  • 8.00
Take that 1/2 Pound Cheeseburger and Add Bacon!!
  • BADGER BURGER
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Burger topped with Cheddar, Swiss, and American!
  • THE FOGHORN
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Burger topped with a Fried Egg and American Cheese!
  • MONSTER BURGER
  • 8.25
  • 10.25
2 Half-Pound Burger Patties Served with 4 Slices of Bacon & American Cheese! (No split plates)
  • HONKER BURGER
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Burger topped with Grilled Sliced Ham and American Cheese!
  • MUSHROOM & SWISS
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Burger smothered with Grilled Mushrooms and Swiss Cheese!
  • GREEN OLIVE & SWISS
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Burger with plenty of Green Olives and Swiss Cheese.  A Unique Local Favorite!
  • BAJA BURGER
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
1/2 Pound Cajun-Spiced Burger topped with Grilled Jalepenos and Pepperjack Cheese!
  • CHEESEBURGER
  • 6.00
  • 8.00
1/2 Pound Burger with your choice of Cheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack, or American!
  • HAMBURGER
  • 5.75
  • 7.75
*Double Stack our famous burgers for an additional 2.50 (No split plates; excludes Monster Burger)

HONKERS DINNER MENU

DINNERS ARE AVAILABLE DURING ALL REGULAR BUSINESS HOURS. SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRIES, POJOS, OR WEDGES, Plus COTTAGE CHEESE, COLESLAW, OR A TOSSED SALAD.
  • 3 PC. COD DINNER
  • 10.75
Baked or Deep Fried, served with Hot butter or Tartar Sauce.
  • BEEF TIPS with Mushrooms & Onions
  • 12.75
Tender tips grilled to Perfection and Smothered with Au jus, Grilled Mushrooms and Onions.
  • NEW YORK STRIP STEAK
  • 14.75
12 ounces of perfection!
  • 13 OUNCE RIBEYE STEAK
  • 15.75
Grilled your way and served with a side of Au jus.

SPECIALTY WRAPS

A MEAL SERVED IN A TENDER TORTILLA!
  • STEAK & CHEESE WRAP
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Tender Thinly-Sliced Steak with Green Peppers, Mushrooms, & Onions smothered with Swiss Cheese!
  • TURKEY BACON RANCH WRAP
  • 7.50
  • 9.50
Served Hot or Cold with Turkey, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Bacon, and Ranch!
  • CHICKEN PHILLY WRAP
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Tender Chicken with Green Pepper, Mushroom & Onion smothered with Swiss Cheese
  • CHICKEN FAJITA WRAP
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Seasoned Grilled Chicken with Green Peppers, Onions, Salsa, and Cheddar Cheese!  Served with Sour Cream.
  • CHICKEN BACON RANCH WRAP
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Seasoned Grilled Chicken with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Bacon, Shredded Cheese, and Ranch!
  • ALL-AMERICAN WRAP
  • 7.50
  • 9.50
Fresh Ground Beef, Bacon, Onions, Pickles, & Tomatoes smothered with American Cheese!
  • VEGGIE WRAP
  • 5.25
  • 7.25
Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, and Black Olives twisted up with Italian Dressing!

HOT & HEARTY SANDWICHES

  • GYROS
  • 7.00
  • 9.00
Our Grecian Special Served on Pita Bread, topped with Onions, Tomatoes, and Cucumber Sauce.
  • PHILLY STEAK
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Thinly-Sliced Steak with Green Peppers, Mushrooms, & Onions Smothered in Mozzarella Cheese!
  • CHICKEN PHILLY
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Just like the Philly Cheese Steak, but with Seasoned Grilled Chicken instead of Beef!
  • ROAST BEEF MUSHROOM AND SWISS
  • 7.75
  • 9.75
Straight from our Prime Rib, Thinly-Sliced Beef Smothered in Grilled Mushrooms and Swiss Cheese!
  • THE ULTIMATE PRIME RIB SANDWICH
  • 8.25
  • 10.25
Thinly sliced Prime Rib With Mushrooms, Onions & aSide of Aus Jus. Smothered with Mozzarella Cheese!
  • REUBEN
  • 7.00
  • 9.00
Corned Beef, Swiss Cheese, Thousand Island, and Kraut served on Marbled Rye!
  • PATTY ANN’S REUBEN
  • 7.00
  • 9.00
Just like the Reuben, but with Turkey instead of Corned Beef!
  • RIBEYE STEAK SANDWICH
  • 8.00
  • 10.00
Tender Ribeye served on a Hoagie Bun with a side of Au jus.  Add Mushrooms and Onions for a real treat!
  • FISH SANDWICH
  • 7.00
  • 9.00
Beer-Battered Cod with Lettuce & Tartar Sauce! (Add Cheese for 35¢)
  • PATTY MELT
  • 6.75
  • 8.75
1/2 Pound Burger with Grilled Onion & Cheddar Cheese on Grilled Marbled Rye!
  • HOT HAM & CHEESE
  • 5.50
  • 7.50
Sliced Ham with American Cheese Served on Toasted White Bread.

DELI STYLE SANDWICHES

  • HONKERS CLUB SANDWICH
  • 6.75
  • 8.75
Lettuce, Tomato, Ham, Turkey, and Bacon!  Served on Toasted White Bread.
  • TURKEY SANDWICH
  • 5.75
  • 7.25
Sliced Turkey Breast Served with Your Choice of Toppings. (Served Cold or Hot)
  • THE U.S.S. COMBO SUB
  • 7.50
  • 9.50
Ham, Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, & Onion on a 6 inch Hoagie Bun, Topped with American Cheese and Cucumber Sauce!
  • BLT
  • 5.25
  • 7.25
4 Slices of Bacon, Fresh Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato, & Mayo!
  • THE BUCKY GRILLED CHEESE
  • 4.75
  • 6.75
American, Swiss, and Cheddar Cheeses melted on on Grilled Texas Toast!

FROM THE COOP

  • BLACKENED CHICKEN BREAST
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
Grilled Chicken Filet, Blackened with Cajun Spice! (Add Pepper-Jack Cheese for 50¢)
  • CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
Deep-Fried Chicken Breast served on a White Bun.
  • CHICKEN CORDON BLEU
  • 6.75
  • 8.75
Deep--Fried Chicken Breast Topped with Ham and Swiss Cheese! Served with side of Bleu Cheese dressing.
  • GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
Simple and Delicious!  Add Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo for FREE!
  • KICKIN CHICKEN SANDWICH
  • 6.75
  • 8.75
Seasoned Grilled Chicken Breast Topped with Bacon, BBQ Sauce, Fried Onions, & Melted Cheddar Cheese!
  • CHICKEN STRIPS
  • 6.50
  • 8.50
3 Deep-Fried Chicken Tenders served with your choice of Ranch, Honey Mustard, or BBQ!

SALADS

SERVED OVER ICEBERG LETTUCE, WITH TOMATOES, ONIONS, GREEN PEPPERS, AND SHREDDED CHEESE!
  • COBB SALAD
  • 8.75
Topped with Ham, Turkey, Sliced Eggs, and Bacon!
  • GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD
  • 7.50
  • CRISPY CHICKEN SALAD
  • 7.50
  • BLACKENED CHICKEN SALAD
  • 7.50
  • SIDE SALAD
  • Large 3.75 | Small 2.75
  • HOMEMADE CHILI OR SOUP
  • Cup 2.50 | Bowl 3.50

PIZZA

HONKERS PROUDLY SERVES HOMEMEADE PIZZA! WITH FRESH CUT VEGETABLES, QUALITY MEATS, AND FINE ITALIAN SAUCE ON A RISING CRUST! WE LOAD UP OUR 12’ PIZZAS WITH ALMOST A POUND OF CHEESE AND UP TO 20 OUNCES ON OUR LARGE PIZZAS!

AVAILABLE FOR DINE-IN OR CARRYOUT 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!

ENJOY A FRESH HONKERS PIZZA TODAY!

  • SIZES
  • 6"
  • 12"
  • 16"
  • CHEESE - It's a start
  • 6.00
  • 11.00
  • 14.00
  • Add One Topping
  • 1.00
  • 2.00
  • 3.00
  • Add Two Toppings
  • 2.00
  • 3.50
  • 5.25
  • Each Additional
  • .75
  • 1.75
  • 2.00
  • Extra Cheese
  • 1.00
  • 2.50
  • 4.00

Choose From:
Sausage, Pepperoni, Ham, Tomato, Onion, Green Pepper, Green Olives, Bacon, Chicken, Spinach, Mushrooms, Lettuce, and Kraut.

  • CLASSIC
  • 6.25
  • 13.00
  • 16.00
Hearty Sausage and Plenty of Mushrooms!
  • THE JOEY
  • 6.50
  • 13.50
  • 16.50
Pepperoni and Green Olives (Named after our favorite salty dog!)
  • EDGY-VEGGIE
  • 6.75
  • 13.50
  • 16.50
Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, and Tomatoes. No meat doesn't have to mean no Flavor!
  • THE ALL-AMERICAN
  • 7.00
  • 14.50
  • 17.50
Bacon-Cheeseburger Pizza with Burger, Tomatoes, Onion, Pickles on a Ketchup/Mustard base, topped with Mozzarella AND American Cheese!
  • THE CARNIVORE
  • 7.50
  • 16.50
  • 19.50
Sausage, Pepperoni, Ham and Bacon! Get in Touch with Your Masculine Side.
  • TACO
  • 7.50
  • 16.75
  • 20.50
Seasoned Taco Meat topped with Nacho Chips, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Black Olives, and Onions.  Served with Sour Cream.
  • THE WORKS!
  • 7.50
  • 16.75
  • 20.50
Sausage, Pepperoni, Ham, Tomatoes, Green Pepper, Onion, Green Olives, and Mushrooms!